Friday, May 7, 2010

Stardoll: The good, the fab and the ugly.

What defines an "elite" stardoll member? The way their superstar pale blond locks contrast perfectly with a blood red DKNY headband? Their impressive collection of LE? Or the way they talk, discreetly condescending? Stardoll needs a wakeup call. I created another account [name will not be revealed] that was a non-superstar to do some reseach on the way some of our stardoll users react to a geek. This is a day in the life of a stardoll loser.

I sign on. The "Upgrade Now!" page flashes at me, with the sad stardoll turning happy and rich. Popular. My suite loads. A girl who is plus-sized opens. All free items are filled in the closet, and the walls are pale pink with a couple of sparkles. Latest visitors: most non-superstar. Crude comments fill my guestbook like "I would nev-er be friends with someone like you. Heres a tip: lose the weight, get some good hair and become a superstar. Old DKNY please! Then i will MAYBE reconsider." I personally have alot of DKNY. I'm a superstar. I have good hair, and a nice physique. Is it possible that all of us stardolls may be falling into this superficial downfall? I searched some of my stardoll bff's who are simular in stardoll wealth. I was shocked by the results. The way they just ignored everything i said. I purposefully wrote friend requests that sounded desperate and sweet. All I got in return was nasty comments from the girls I considered to be my bestfreinds. I never thought they could be that cold-blooded nasty.

The truth on stardoll is that you need to find good freinds. Look past all the pretences and superficial bitches and press the accept button on that "losers" friend request. You never know who could be sitting in front of the computer on the other end.
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